So here we all are, neo-feminists, able to hold any position our hearts desire, attend any higher learning institution, and
basically never be forced to take orders from The Man if we don’t want to. Come on girls, lets stick together on this one. Neo-Feminism is all about choices. So make the right one, don’t be pulling Cunt Tricks when you don’t have to.
In any organization, big or small, there will be a hierarchy that we are accountable to. In a job setting, if you have a complaint about someone, you go to that person first, before taking it up with their superior, or their superior’s superior, or the Director of Your Personal Universe. To immediately go to D. of Y.P.U., you are undermining the whole system, sister. It gets worse though. When Original Complaintee (not to be confused with Cunty Complainer) addresses C.C., letting her know that any problems can be fixed within their small world, and D. of Y.P.U. does not need to be brought into it, C.C. denies any problem whatsoever. Fuckin’ coward.
Grade: D
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Every woman should try this trick at least once. Its particularly good when trying to get yourself out of trouble. Woman does something wrong, says something she shouldn’t have, or got caught in a lie. Before the Man has a chance to get mad…ladies, get mad first! You can get angry with him for accusing you of the wrong you did, or for misconstruing the words you said, or just vehemently stick with the lie. Unless your significant other is a woman beater (you shouldn’t be with him anyway!), men simply can’t handle the anger of a woman. It bewilders them. And if your anger is fictitious, you won’t get all flustered and emotional the way our “gentler sex” tends to. Be cold, be calculating, and be consistent, and your inappropriate anger will get you out of any trouble you may encounter
A Mistress of Cunt Tricks is one who calculates her every action with the intention of causing the most harm to a vast amount of individuals. A Grand Mistress is one who is able to look completely innocent while doing so. Just her existence is enough to set off a spiral of events that resonate across the state, into every social sphere shes ever had a tentacle in. To even accept the most innocuous invitation is to accept repercussions for months.
A cunty friend approaches, with a male acquaintance in tow. The three of you have a brief conversation, during which Male Acquaintance is inappropriate and annoying. You know the type, thinks he is a gift to womankind, and doesn’t take hints or context well. Cunty Friend rushes off to some obscure and probably fictitious obligation, leaving you alone with M.A. M.A. is thrilled, as he is perfectly content to annoy you all day. You are now forced to use this same trick on another unsuspecting individual, to deposit C.F.’s original trash.
This trick takes place in any public setting, be it a shopping mall, party, orgy, etc. You run into a girl you know. You two aren’t particularly friends, maybe theres been a falling out, or maybe you two just never traveled in the same crowd. You go up to her to acknowledge her presence. You make eye contact, say hello. She looks through you, deliberately ignoring you, and pretending like you don’t exist. You are left feeling insecure, invisible, and angry. The cunt is in the superior position, since you approached her. This leads to you pulling the same cunt trick on the next acquaintance that approaches you. Its the trick that keeps on giving.
Having trouble keeping up in class? Just peer over at your neighbor’s laptop. You can steal all their notes, AND shout out their answers before they do!
