To set the scene: Upon the beginning of a relationship, a girl informs her man that “all her friends are guys”. She simply can’t get along with girls…she doesn’t know why. This is ideal to new guy. Girl likes guy things, like football and videogames, hooray! Let’s dig deeper though, shall we? First off, this girl really doesn’t like “guy things”. She likes the attention and validation that comes from being the only girl in a sports bar. These aren’t “friendships” though. These are guys that want to fuck said girl, and said girl eats it up. Fights will still arise out of boyfriend choosing to watch a football game over a romantic comedy. Additionally, when boy and girl are fighting, girl can run to any of her male friends, and instantly have a bevy of male attention showered upon her. But boy can’t get mad! He was warned! She “only” has guy friends!! Even deeper now: This cunt has no emotional depth. She cannot get along with girls because she is competitive, catty, and jealous. Girls don’t want to fuck her, so she has no use for girls. No wonder its rare to meet a girl who still has female friends, those girls actually have to do some self-evaluation and exhibit a little decency when it comes to interacting with their own gender. Way too much work for a cunt who would prefer to be drooled over by her over-sexed gaggle of guy ‘friends’.

*Editors Note: Thanks to Erik and Joe for the contribution!!

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