You know how there is this thing called “privacy”? Basically, if you are sneaking around trying to get information from your significant other off of his emails, cell phone, or other social device without his permission, you have a couple of problems. You obviously don’t trust this dude (don’t worry, trust is usually reciprocal, so he doesn’t trust you either), and you are looking for problems. There is no reason to do this, Cunt….if you don’t trust him, dump his ass. And the Trick: Getting mad at him for it. You are in the wrong! You are nosy, and snooping without his permission. You wouldn’t have found this incriminating piece of information, if you hadn’t been sneaking around on his computer where he is stupid enough to have all his passwords saved. Yet, you found it. You have achieved the moral high ground, and you are going to hold this against him forever. If you really want to make this a Super CT, you need to reduce him to a being your bitch. Now, he has to make his password, “ilovemycunt”, and you get to check his outgoing calls and text messages whenever you want. Takes the fun out of sneaking around, but now you never have to wonder.

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