Cunts are competitive creatures. They are catty, manipulative, and fierce creatures. They have a natural inclination to pit themselves against others, particularly when they feel that the “chips are down” and that they aren’t in the position of dominance or control. This is where the scorecard comes into play. A running tally of accomplishments and winnings. For instance: If a C is pursuing a male, and he indicates “missing” her, or “liking” her in any respect, ZING! Score 1 for the Cunt! Another example: If a C walks into a party, and there is a prettier girl there, but she falls and spills her drink all over her frock ZING! Another point. The best part though, in this imaginary scoring system, is that the C never ever loses a point. She can only gain, and everyone else in the universe can never participate in her scoring system. As C’s score increases – and consequent feeling of control and self esteem increases – the scorecard becomes less and less necessary. ZING!

Editors Note:  Thanks to JJ for the contribution!

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