When in a relationship, a Cunt will often throw out a comment in a monotone voice.  This monotone voice ensures that Significant Other will not be able to interpret her comment, and this now leads him down a path of negative reactions.  On the one hand, if he disregards her comment, or laughs it off as sarcastic or a joke, he “isn’t taking her seriously” and maybe “has something to hide”.   On the other hand, if he takes her seriously, and opens up the potential can of worms that she is offering, she can get mad at him for “overreacting to just a joke”.  There are many doors in this scenario, with many pitfalls behind those doors.  Watch out S.O., your best bet is a dry comeback, throwing the ball back into her court.

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In the world of online social networks, a Cunt will often “befriend” people she doesn’t know, or shouldn’t know, just as an attempt to stalk and find out certain “truths” she is convinced of.  She can now look at pictures and jump to conclusions, examine and analyze comments, and lament over the order on a Top 8 list.  The Master Cunt will make a fake Myspace page, and damage your reputation with salty comments and bad intentions.

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